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  • Spiritual path.

    Jesus:
    Dude, you have to stop interrupting me when I'm preaching to the people.
    Judas:
    But you keep getting everything wrong! Earlier you spent forty-five minutes discussing how God made Moses live in the belly of a whale!
    Jesus:
    Screw you, I'm the expert on this shit. I practically wrote the damn Bible.
    Judas:
    You don't know a thing. I bet you thirty pieces of silver you can't name the books of the Torah.
    Jesus:
    Sure I can. Genesis. Exodus. New Moon. Eclipse... And... Genesis, again.
    Judas:
    Frankly, I'm amazed you got the first two. Now pay up.
    Jesus:
    To live the spiritual life, you must forsake money, Judas.
    Judas:
    Give. Me. The thirty. Pieces. Of silver.
    Jesus:
    I don't have it, and I wouldn't give it to you if I did.
    Judas:
    I'm getting that money, asshole.
    Jesus:
    Sure, over my dead body!

    Posted on February 17, 2011 via Jesus and Judas with 50 notes

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